Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
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