i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
If I'm not up by 8, will you please knock on my door?
That depends, can you stop texting me while you're masturbating?
Touche.
I CAN STILL HEAR YOUR VIBRATOR.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
I just walked into my kitchen and my little brother is standing with his face two inches from the clock, staring at it, and eating an apple. I asked wtf he was doing and he just goes "the hour hand is moving VERY slowly".
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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