Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
My mom is lecturing me about 'invaluable housekeeping skills' while I google 'cocktails involving gin' on my phone. I can feel the generational gap looming in her silent judgment of my choices.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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