Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
I'm at some bar in brklyn... just made out with a guy named Owen.
He is a pre-school teacher... just sang me a song about weather.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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