We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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