I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
this homeless guy just told me to make a wish on his magic plastic spoon but said to be careful what i wish for...
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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