I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
"it" just moved
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
I look forward to getting really drunk tonight and startling some rando’s mother tomorrow morning while she’s up early making a turkey
It’s a holiday tradition at this point
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