To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
Boobs speak an international language.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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