I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
it's like that moment that you're driving and realize you're lost except instead of driving i'm just sitting here in my living room drunk, eating a plate of sausages, drinking red wine and just thinking "i'm going to be 28 this year. i know people who are married, with beautiful and well behaved children. where was the wrong turn?"
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
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