Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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