he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
I believe in your delicious
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
Randomize
