Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
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i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
Randomize
