Plan B is the new Plan A
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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