so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
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