What a fucking waste of an outfit
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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