Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
Randomize
