i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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