I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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