Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
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