So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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