I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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