Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
The Olympian is in my bed
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