He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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