Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
Randomize
