She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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