dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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