Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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