Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
Can I color on your dick again?
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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