Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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