i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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