And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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