that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
17 year olds will be the death of me.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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