So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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