Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
Randomize
