I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
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