In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
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