All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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