I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
Bring me that man meat
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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