thus making me awesome and them whores
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
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