Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
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