i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
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