The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
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