He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
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