Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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