Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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