she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
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