Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
This house was built for laser tag.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
Randomize
