I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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