we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
Randomize
