I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
I look better un-naked...
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
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